hehe znam to :)
Z jakiego zwierzaka jest Twoje futro?
- Z małpy...
- Wspaniałe! Wyglądasz, jakbyś się w nim urodziła.
- Czy kiedykolwiek mąż zastał Cię z obcym mężczyzną?
- Nigdy. Zawsze tylko z kumplami lub znajomymi...
An arab at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.
What is the difference between students and teachers?
- Students don't know, teachers don't care.
Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you?
Client: I am looking for a gun.
Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for?
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right.
Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum?
Client: It is for shooting at cans.
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.
Client: (pointing again at the .44) Nah, I need this one.
Owner: OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?
Client: Mexi-cans... Puerto Ri-cans... Afri-cans...
Dlaczego Mikołaj jest zawsze uśmiechnięty? Jako jedyny zna adresy wszystkich grzesznych dziewczynek...